FRIEND: OMG I GOT A JOB
FRIEND2: OMG I MADE THE DEANS LIST
FRIEND3: OMG I GOT A NEW CAR
ME: ...Sometimes I twerk when I'm bored
Sunday with 1 note / reblog
Saturday with 4 notes / reblog
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last night I was a 36B…. Woke up this morning and i’m a 34C… 

Friday with 20 notes / reblog
Monday with 6 notes / reblog
Reblog if….

Gwen Stefani’s “Holla Backgirl” taught you how to spell Bananas 

Tuesday with 13 notes / reblog
Monday with 16 notes / reblog
Monday with 53 notes / reblog
Wednesday with 9 notes / reblog
Wednesday with 52 notes / reblog
Saturday with 10 notes / reblog